"i'm not your girlfriend"

iansthighs:

We’re at the Guardians of the Galaxy premiere and I just found out i’m taller than Chris Pratt

padilllanthony:

ianbbyhecox:

 

But what if I like when you’re mean?

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Mm.. I like them kinky.

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volatiling:

this is the greatest thing I have ever seen on the internet

(Source: iamtallandthin)

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

50shadesofianthony:

my one of my fave parts was when anthony was like “cuz no one’s gonna report us, riigghhtt?” i just thought that was the funniest thing ever

absolutesmosh:

LIKE A VIRGIN

"I"m scared."

(Source: franksexiero)

ianpie:

cuddly, sleeping boyfriends~