We’re at the Guardians of the Galaxy premiere and I just found out i’m taller than Chris Pratt
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
my one of my fave parts was when anthony was like “cuz no one’s gonna report us, riigghhtt?” i just thought that was the funniest thing ever
cuddly, sleeping boyfriends~